Clue Phone Award
The Clue Phone is an award that is given out every meeting to the person who has done something clueless and needs to call and get a clue. The clue phone must be kept on you AT ALL TIMES!! After all the nominations are in, the person who has the cluephone decides who gets it for the next week.
Honorary submissions are listed with the date in yellow.
Leaders:
| Brother | Award Count |
|---|---|
| Robert Warren Fisher | 21 |
| Grant William Thornberry | 18 |
| Robert William Pugh | 17 |
| Paul Robert McKibben | 14 |
| Nicholas Anthony DelleCave | 10 |
| Date | Awarded to | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 11-10-2009 | Robert Richard Hansen | For having a girl dressed as a cat gnaw on his alto sax, saying that if she took a couple inches off it could be a soprano, and for being oblivious |
| 11-03-2009 | Andrew Tsubasa Reif | For being overly blunt about Asia, thinking Matt B. looks like Dr. Cox, and thinking the chapter would allow a stereotypical Asian (himself) to drive them somewhere. |
| 10-27-2009 | Corey David Knapke | For his stunning rendition of Springtime for Hitler at the Bengals Game. |
| 10-20-2009 | Jacob Tyler Daniels | For reenacting his birth and further imitating Wackjirb. |
| 09-29-2009 | Zachary Vann Smith | For an epic fail in trying to get a grl's number. |
| 09-22-2009 | Justin Michael Morris | For getting engaged. |
| 09-22-2009 | Frederick Earle Hunt IV | For getting engaged. |
| 06-04-2009 | Andrew Jason Hitchcock | For missing a gigantic cymbal cue while paying attention to... other things. |
| 05-26-2009 | Robert Warren Fisher | For proclaiming he wasn't nominated for the Clue Phone. |
| 05-21-2009 | Sean Randall Price | For being ill prepared for officer installations |
| 05-12-2009 | Robert Warren Fisher | For losing the Clue Phone. |
| 04-23-2009 | Robert Warren Fisher | For drinking diet pop like it matters, for having a traffic violation in his dead sea scroll notebook, "I can give you more head if you like," still going out with that dumb you-know-what, still not knowing 'engrish,' changing only 3 words in every weekly report and usually misspelling them, for disposing of four USED protections in his golf bag, for being dummn, for thinking the hickee on Rick's neck looked like England but JUST the English part of England. |
| 04-07-2009 | Paul Ivan Johnson | For being covered in hickies and making everyone feel awkward during meeting. |
| 03-31-2009 | John Michael Stueve | For losing his placard to Eta and for laughing like a girl. |
| 03-10-2009 | Robert Warren Fisher | For:
1. Stealing a vase of flowers from The Cure Starts Now to give to Steph 2. Still dating Steph 3. Breaking his phone by sitting on it 4. Giving up Steph for Lent 5. Telling Rob H. to call him on the cell phone he already broke 6. Still dating Steph even though she said she could just go to Kyle M. for sex 7. Saying 'Wow, no one nominated me for the Clue Phone' 8. Losing his slide during practice 9. Saying he will hold onto the Kick Ass for the group that won it |
| 03-03-2009 | Benjamin Michael Walls | For ripping his pants, bending the leg of a chair, coughing up a fly, and for nominating himself for the Clue Phone. |
| 02-24-2009 | "Arcanine" | You know why. |
| 02-17-2009 | Robert Aidan Jaques | Because Rob F. said so. |
| 02-03-2009 | Robert Warren Fisher | For:
1. Not knowing where his book bag was even though it was sitting right in front of him 2. Denting Steve’s tuba which is on lease to the band 3. Trying to fix the vent with a long pole 4. Saying Steph G.’s boobs are smaller than his balls 5. Saying that Travis D. is hotter than Steph G. and that he wants to masturbate to him 6. Reenacting the ‘whale pouncing on the robin’ |
| 01-20-2009 | Robert Warren Fisher | For breaking both his toilet and the one at Joint Lock-in even though he was not there. |
| 01-20-2009 | Corey David Knapke | For not knowing how many letters there are in the English alphabet, for being the object of affection of almost every candidate, and for having a man-gina. |
| 01-13-2009 | Robert Warren Fisher | For having the Wii Fit tell him he weighs too much and needs to get off the device and for using a cheat sheet for greetings in front of everyone. |
| 01-06-2009 | Corey David Knapke | For pretending to know what a Pure Romance Party was. |
| 12-02-2008 | Sean Randall Price | For exposing himself to Theta in what is now known as 'The Sean Experience.' |
| 12-02-2008 | Nicholas Anthony DelleCave | For staring at 'The Sean Experience' and pointing 'it' out. |
| 12-02-2008 | Alynn Rousselle | For taking a picture of 'The Sean Experience.' |
| 11-25-2008 | Corey David Knapke | For the 15 year old Hot Chocolate Girl. |
| 11-18-2008 | Sean Randall Price | For screwing up the preamble even though he was reading it out of the book. |
| 11-04-2008 | Max Luttmers Hadley | For not showing up on Sunday and for making a hole so big, even Doc pointed it out. |
| 10-28-2008 | Robert Warren Fisher | For picking his nose and eating it. |
| 10-21-2008 | Robert Warren Fisher | For having Steph break his laptop, letting Steph edit his papers, and for still dating Steph. |
| 10-14-2008 | Max Luttmers Hadley | For taking six years to graduate high school. |
| 10-08-2008 | Matthew James Schmucki | For eating during the Preamble. |
| 09-23-2008 | Nicholas Anthony DelleCave | For getting engaged. |
| 06-03-2008 | John Michael Stueve | Because Rob F. said so. |
| 05-27-2008 | Robert Warren Fisher | For forgetting the Clue Phone. |
| 05-13-2008 | Robert Warren Fisher | For everything stupid he said at the Concert. |
| 04-29-2008 | Sean Randall Price | For believing that Donald didn't have his drumstick when he clearly did. |
| 04-22-2008 | Michael Jordan Lee | For saying that Steph G is "doable." |
| 04-15-2008 | Robert Warren Fisher | For wishing that boobs were inflatable and adjustable. |
| 04-08-2008 | John Michael Stueve | For saying that Cathy put on 15 lbs... right in front of her. |
| 04-01-2008 | Matthew Alan Butlien | For forgetting to bring it. |
| 03-04-2008 | Matthew Alan Butlien | For telling a Hooters waitress to hurry up and for every single stupid thing Rising did. |
| 01-22-2008 | Uko Obong Nwa | For think that Band Council is supposed to sell drugs to raise money. (What is paraphernalia??) |
| 01-08-2008 | Michael Jordan Lee | For getting engaged. |
| 11-27-2007 | Ryan James Leitz | For getting engaged. |
| 11-13-2007 | Thomas Colburn Mooney | For think the Achy Breaky Heart was by Elvis. |
| 11-06-2007 | Robert Warren Fisher | For the 2fer night. |
| 10-16-2007 | David Edwin Wolfe | For having relations, male to male... |
| 10-09-2007 | Stephen Wade Myers | For forgetting his Tuba and being fat. |
| 10-02-2007 | Robert Aidan Jaques | For forgetting it. |
| 09-25-2007 | Robert Aidan Jaques | For not giving Thomas the clue phone from Grant. |
| 09-18-2007 | Thomas Colburn Mooney | For getting engaged. |
| 05-29-2007 | Grant William Thornberry | For falling out of his chair, 13 pairs of pants, getting married, the nasty band aids, and pan steaks |
| 05-08-2007 | Michael Gregory Zdinak | For putting the mulch truck up on 2 wheels and for the U-turn. |
| 04-24-2007 | Max Luttmers Hadley | For asking to be removed from a list he wasn't on during Nominations. |
| 04-10-2007 | Thomas Colburn Mooney | For Sami. |
| 04-03-2007 | Grant William Thornberry | For using cooling and soothing Pepto Bismol inappropriately for chaffage and for forgetting his Membership Card. |
| 03-27-2007 | Robert Warren Fisher | For asking what color paint after he was told blue and for lighting the grill with paint thinner, which is known to cause cancer. Fisher: "My parents have always done this." |
| 03-06-2007 | Grant William Thornberry | For not realizing his was intoxicated, falling on ice while intoxicated and on the phone with Natalie, and rubbing himself in public. |
| 02-27-2007 | Max Luttmers Hadley | For the exploding book and the mooned hooters... |
| 02-27-2007 | Mr. David Michael Martin | For the story during rehearsal. |
| 02-08-2007 | Kurt Patrick Prenger | For being the girl in the relationship...according to Karamae. For storing stuff up his butt. and For generally losing his manhood. |
| 01-30-2007 | Christian Able Schuster | For wearing a thong and calling the "b*tch" seat. |
| 01-23-2007 | Robert Richard Hansen | For being totally clueless...all the time. |
| 01-16-2007 | Robert Warren Fisher | For cheese cubes flying all over the kitchen and 2 week old corn kernel falling out of his crack. See also: Electric Blanket |
| 01-09-2007 | Robert Aidan Jaques | For not being at meeting...gets to keep it...again. |
| 01-02-2007 | Robert Aidan Jaques | For forgetting it...again. |
| 01-02-2007 | Andrew Benjamin Franklin | For getting engaged. |
| 11-28-2006 | Robert Aidan Jaques | For forgetting it. |
| 11-28-2006 | Michael Paul Whisman | For getting engaged to Meg.... errr Jenna. |
| 11-21-2006 | Robert Aidan Jaques | For dotting the "i" in Final Countdown with a heart during the Rutgers Football Game. |
| 11-14-2006 | Robert Warren Fisher | For...
1. "I can't boink." 2. "What is THO?" |
| 11-07-2006 | Robert Richard Hansen | For:
1. "I don't want to be serviced by my girlfriend." 2. BJ's are gross! 3. "Who is the men's basketball coach?" 4. "How many quarters are there in a basketball game?" 5. Losing the ritual equipment and then finding it because it wasn't really lost. |
| 10-31-2006 | Nicholas Anthony DelleCave | For scooping the Bearcat. |
| 10-24-2006 | Robert Richard Hansen | For:
1. Messing up the foot he didn't sprain and not knowing how. 2. Still not knowing what VD is. 3. Thinking VD is vaginal discharge on Saturday. 4. Thinking VD is vernacular discharge on Sunday. 5. Thinking only women can get VD. 6. Saying "once you have sex you become an anti-virgin, you know, like the anti-christ!" |
| 10-17-2006 | Michael Gregory Zdinak | For... Having chocolate on his face after "taking care of business" and falling asleep with a chocolate bar in his mouth. |
| 10-10-2006 | NOT AWARDED | NOT AWARDED |
| 10-03-2006 | Robert Richard Hansen | For setting off the alarm on the computer in 800 Swift. |
| 09-26-2006 | Christopher Alan Luebbe | For his amazing OSU Homestay video. |
| 09-19-2006 | Robert Aidan Jaques | For loading Mr. Martin's luggage onto the bus. |
| 05-30-2006 | Robert Warren Fisher | For sleeping in his truck, falling asleep on the toilet, and fishing a lawn chair out of a pond and using it at retreat. |
| 05-23-2006 | Nathan Elliot Wiczer | For not knowing where the doughboy went in his class name. |
| 05-16-2006 | Robert Richard Hansen | For... not knowing what poontang is |
| 05-02-2006 | Robert Warren Fisher | For...
"a lot of play with Father?take off feet?my testicles?rolling over twice?fart through face?I've done this before (again, and proceeded to destroy his barn)" and for talking to Alicia |
| 04-25-2006 | None | Not Awarded. |
| 04-18-2006 | None | Not Awarded. |
| 04-11-2006 | Robert Richard Hansen | For... seriously thinking he gained 45 pounds |
| 04-04-2006 | John Michael Stueve | For... "Not recognized," handling his hands like a woman, and looking at the change on the floor and receiving a foot in the rear |
| 03-28-2006 | None | Not Awarded. |
| 03-07-2006 | Nicholas Anthony DelleCave | For...
1)Wanting Stueve to be his Teddybear 2)Saying Stueve doesn't please himself enough 3)His love note to Z |
| 02-21-2006 | None | Not Awarded
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| 02-14-2006 | Robert Warren Fisher | For...
1) Saying "I wish my mom was like a tool box... go in, get a screw, get out, and put it away." 2) Kissing Alicia |
| 02-07-2006 | Christopher Alan Luebbe | For while playing basketball at the Animal House breaking off part of the wall |
| 02-02-2006 | None | Not Awarded |
| 01-24-2006 | Grant William Thornberry | For...
1) Porn in meeting 2) Using his mouthpiece to remove things from different orifices during practice 3) Getting treated like a dog by Mr. Angelis 4)Having phone sex with his fiance while trying to help her with her computer 5) Sleeping with Virginia in TUC |
| 01-17-2006 | None | Not Awarded |
| 01-10-2006 | Robert Warren Fisher | For saying "I by that time will have trailer if need." |
| 01-03-2006 | Grant William Thornberry | For sending the Clue Phone to Las Vegas with his fiance's luggage |
| 11-30-2005 | Grant William Thornberry | Falling through trombones at Basketball game |
| 11-15-2005 | None | Not Awarded |
| 11-01-2005 | Michael Jordan Lee | For dancing with a cross-dresser without knowing it. |
| 10-25-2005 | Dustin Wayne Miller | He forgot so he gets to keep it |
| 10-18-2005 | None | Not Awarded |
| 10-11-2005 | None | Not Awarded |
| 10-04-2005 | Dustin Wayne Miller | For getting engaged |
| 09-27-2005 | James Todd Bedingfield | For getting hit while going through a motion sensor door |
| 09-20-2005 | Robert Warren Fisher | For...
1) District antics 2) Splitting his pants while sitting down 3) Not knowing what his cell phone looked like |
| 05-31-2005 | Kurt Patrick Prenger | For mentioning pizza, sex, and Malinda in one sentence. |
| 05-24-2005 | Dr. Terren Lee Frenz Sr. | For falling through the top of a locker |
| 05-17-2005 | None | Not Awarded |
| 05-10-2005 | None | Not Awarded |
| 04-26-2005 | None | Not Awarded |
| 04-19-2005 | Aaron Alan Ammanniti | For mistaking a tall black guy for Jackie Henson |
| 04-12-2005 | None | Not Awarded |
| 04-05-2005 | Not Awarded | |
| 03-29-2005 | Nathan Elliot Wiczer | For eating old crackers off a dirty table |
| 03-08-2005 | Michael Paul Whisman | For telling Jenna Quisno, "Oh it's no big deal, you're prettier than at least three of them" |
| 03-01-2005 | Grant William Thornberry | For...
1) Hooters 2) Punching himself in the balls 3) Looking at his own hand to see if he voted 4) Blowing his bleeding nose several times 5) Carrying two mini Louisville Sluggers for protection |
| 02-22-2005 | Grant William Thornberry | For eating 5 hour old pizza off the floor. |
| 02-15-2005 | Ryan Allen Slabaugh | For "V-day" lovin... or lack thereof... |
| 02-15-2005 | David Edwin Wolfe | For "V-day" lovin... or lack thereof... |
| 02-08-2005 | Stephen Wade Myers | Leaving his shirt in the muisc library and being fat. |
| 02-01-2005 | Not Awarded | Not Awarded. |
| 01-25-2005 | Grant William Thornberry | Gee I really miss having the clue phone. |
| 01-18-2005 | Daniel Ryan Cecil | For taking a dollar instead of... from a female... |
| 01-04-2005 | David Edwin Wolfe | For driving into a building and getting Doc mad for being "arrested." |
| 11-30-2004 | Nicholas Anthony DelleCave | Forgot it... so he gets to keep it. |
| 11-23-2004 | Nicholas Anthony DelleCave | For ripping his pants and then trying to fix them. |
| 11-23-2004 | Ryan James Roosen | For getting engaged... |
| 11-16-2004 | Joseph Scott Keller | For thinking we would go to a bowl game anywhere and for thinking "Joe" Parcel coached football. |
| 11-09-2004 | Ryan Allen Slabaugh | For being Farva. |
| 10-26-2004 | Joseph Scott Keller | For losing the clue phone. |
| 10-19-2004 | Joseph Scott Keller | For losing the clue phone. |
| 10-12-2004 | Joseph Scott Keller | For falling down the stairs. |
| 10-05-2004 | Michael Gregory Zdinak | For forgetting about traffic school... TWICE! |
| 09-28-2004 | Not Awarded. | |
| 09-21-2004 | Daniel Ryan Cecil | For hitting a flute with a cricket bat. |
| 06-01-2004 | Aaron Alan Ammanniti | For "I are all done with English." |
| 05-25-2004 | None | Not Awarded |
| 05-18-2004 | Aaron Alan Ammanniti | For saying he would pay to see a part of the male body. |
| 05-11-2004 | Grant William Thornberry | For sitting in the middle of the street with his laptop to connect to the wireless internet. |
| 05-04-2004 | None | Not awarded. |
| 04-27-2004 | Dominic Louis Barone | For thinking DAAP and E Media were going to reenact the landing on the moon. |
| 04-20-2004 | Aaron Alan Ammanniti | For losing it he keeps it |
| 04-13-2004 | Aaron Alan Ammanniti | For not getting it yet, being desperate to get it, and for not knowing spell check was part of Word |
| 03-30-2004 | Nicholas Anthony DelleCave | For losing his hair and forgetting it |
| 03-09-2004 | Nicholas Anthony DelleCave | For not knowing where his Gavel, was |
| 03-02-2004 | Grant William Thornberry | For thinking there were 50 active members of Upsilon, and for asking directions to your hooter's last year (first ever retroactive clue phone) |
| 02-24-2004 | Andrew Joseph Scheidt | For deep frying breasts |
| 02-17-2004 | Adam Christopher McCormick | For not knowing what he was saying in practice, and walking out on meeting before it was over |
| 02-10-2004 | Adam Jared Blanford | For running away from Prospective members trying to greet him |
| 02-03-2004 | Ryan James Leitz | For his impression of a garbage disposal |
| 01-27-2004 | Grant William Thornberry | For thinking his car died when he ran out of gas and for running into a sign |
| 01-20-2004 | Benjamin Andrew Jenkins | For trying to eat himself |
| 01-13-2004 | Adam Christopher McCormick | For losing his pants in the midst of the guard and for throwing mallets away without talking to Doc |
| 01-06-2004 | Benjamin Andrew Jenkins | For calling his kidney stone "Speed Racer" |
| 12-02-2003 | Ryan James Leitz | For sending Kellie Cozart in to Skyline to get the Clue Phone and then playing with it |
| 10-28-2003 | Grant William Thornberry | For...
1) Asking if we had practice tonight 2) Telling us to blow him backwards AGAIN 3) After Scott B. twirled him around: a) Falling down and b) Not knowing what was going on when he got up 4) Looking scared on the jumbo-tron at the Bengals game 5) For calling Bob D. Boorad 6) Didn't have it with him at all times so he keeps it |
| 10-21-2003 | Grant William Thornberry | For saying blow me backwards |
| 09-30-2003 | Adam Christopher McCormick | For saying "I like boobs!" And telling Kristen Paulin, "I like your boobs." |
| 09-23-2003 | Grant William Thornberry | For... 1) Slow Conducting 2) Hitting Puberty 3) Junk Heat Pad 4) Slipping and Falling at the Crown |
| 06-03-2003 | Thomas Daniel Francis Otermat | For hitting the same racoon, while alive, in the same spot on the same road at two different times. |
| 06-03-2003 | Sammy Sosa | For using a corked bat. |
| 05-27-2003 | Robert William Pugh | Gets to keep it because he forgot it. |
| 05-20-2003 | Robert William Pugh | Just because. |
| 05-13-2003 | Brett Gregory Sova | For too many adoptions. |
| 05-06-2003 | Grant William Thornberry | For... 1) His many quotes 2) Spilling pop all over his binder 3) Going to Lebanon 4) Having his underwear on backwards 5) Having his rear end shaved 6) Sitting on his pop at the Spring Football Game 7) His appointed office 8) Enjoing getting sandwhiched by Theta. |
| 04-29-2003 | Michael August Chirillo | For setting off the burglar alarm. |
| 04-22-2003 | Daniel Ryan Cecil | For standing up when he could have declined. |
| 04-15-2003 | Adam Mark Sulewski | For a plethora of quotes. |
| 04-08-2003 | Grant William Thornberry | For... 1) Believing Nate Little when Nate said it cost $5 to get into the bandroom office 2) Paying Nate Little $20 to get into the bandroom office (because he didn't have anything smaller) 3) Loudly accusing Nick DelleCave at Steak-n-Shake of sucking d*ck 4) Not knowing how to "find the cherry" |
| 04-01-2003 | Robert William Pugh | for getting sh*t everywhere, litterally |
| 03-11-2003 | Grant William Thornberry | For... 1) Being confused in meeting 2) Running 2 miles with jeans and a leather jacket 3) Rubbing hot sauce in his eyes at Skyline 4) Not knowing what the care package was for 5) Being well on the way to being like Paul McKibben |
| 03-04-2003 | Scott Anthony Behler | For the interview with the guy at the castle, and for forgetting he left ceramic mugs on the top of his car until he drove away and they fell off |
| 02-25-2003 | Robert William Pugh | For dropping a 3-way on his lap |
| 02-11-2003 | Christopher Michael Kannel | for running into Tim Holman with open arms and for leaving his trumpet unsecured |
| 02-04-2003 | Nicholas Anthony DelleCave | Forgot it. Keeps it for another week. |
| 01-28-2003 | Nicholas Anthony DelleCave | For swearing up a storm and pardoning his language later |
| 01-21-2003 | Timothy Lee Johnson | For not putting his goggles on and then falling for the first time |
| 01-14-2003 | Dr. Terren Lee Frenz Sr. | For not being able to find his thing in the cold. |
| 01-07-2003 | Matthew Edward Dragovich | For the Great New Orleans Flood. |
| 01-07-2003 | Stephen Robert Ludwig | For playing with excrement. |
| 12-03-2002 | Nathan William Eisinger | For asking Scott Behler and Dave Vogel, "Do you guys have anything firm?" |
| 11-25-2002 | Robert William Pugh | For not having a sausage (if ya know what I mean), and for not realizing 10 years and a decade are the same thing |
| 11-19-2002 | Ryan James Leitz | For gaining a little weight and nearly busting the buttons and seams on his suit |
| 11-12-2002 | Robert William Pugh | For... 1) Blowing it too early 2) Being gone for 30 minutes and not going to the bathroom 3) For wearing the money-shot protection device in a room full of guys |
| 11-05-2002 | Chad Dennis Swearingen | Chad didn't know what to do with the Clue Phone, so he'll keep it. |
| 10-29-2002 | Chad Dennis Swearingen | For getting a ticket and getting his car towed |
| 10-22-2002 | Chad Dennis Swearingen | None Given |
| 10-15-2002 | Robert Stephen Scheider | For busting Rob Pugh's horn |
| 10-08-2002 | Brett Gregory Sova | For saying stupid things, like always |
| 10-01-2002 | Nicholas Joseph Brunck | For his deep comment and for getting the wrong gold. |
| 09-24-2002 | Adam Mark Sulewski | Didn't forget it this time, HE LOST IT!!!! MUST KEEP NEW CLUE PHONE! |
| 05-28-2002 | Adam Mark Sulewski | Forgot it! Must keep it over the entire summer! |
| 05-21-2002 | Adam Mark Sulewski | For leaving letters at the IU hotel and not realizing it for 8 weeks. |
| 05-14-2002 | Robert William Pugh | Dave Vogel drove his own car into a ditch. If Rob had been driving, he would have also driven into the ditch. |
| 04-30-2002 | Matthew Edward Dragovich | For providing poor maps |
| 04-23-2002 | Robert William Pugh | For being Rob. |
| 04-16-2002 | Dennis Albert Jones | Failed to bring it to meeting, so he gets to keep it another week. |
| 04-09-2002 | Dennis Albert Jones | For nominating someone for VP of Service by saying he had good VP of Membership qualities |
| 04-04-2002 | Robert William Pugh | Screw you Rob: YOU GET IT! |
| 03-26-2002 | Thomas Earl Ploetz | For smelling like crap. |
| 03-05-2002 | Nicholas Joseph Brunck | For not knowing the number of holes |
| 02-26-2002 | Chad Dennis Swearingen | So he can get used to having it |
| 02-19-2002 | Paul Michael Mason | Forgot it. Keeps it another week. |
| 02-14-2002 | Paul Michael Mason | Awarded for running a red light, then re-awarded because he doesn't even know his own name. |
| 02-05-2002 | Dustin Wayne Miller | For saying the card game of bridge is sexy and makes him moist or something crazy like that. |
| 01-22-2002 | Nathan William Eisinger | For letting uer-dus wake him up |
| 01-17-2002 | Dustin Wayne Miller | Doing something stupid |
| 01-03-2002 | Brett Gregory Sova | Forgot AGAIN!!! MUST KEEP IT! |
| 11-27-2001 | Brett Gregory Sova | Forgot it. Now he has to keep it over break! |
| 11-13-2001 | Brett Gregory Sova | For tripping over his own feet, and then deciding to stay on the ground instead of getting up. |
| 11-06-2001 | Nicholas Joseph Brunck | For not getting any play. |
| 10-30-2001 | Nathan William Eisinger | For being P-Whipped |
| 10-16-2001 | Michael James Morgan | For getting a job |
| 10-09-2001 | Matthew Edward Dragovich | For dropping two touchdown passes |
| 10-02-2001 | Robert William Pugh | For forgetting it. |
| 09-25-2001 | Robert William Pugh | For getting skid marks on his face! |
| 09-18-2001 | Kevin Eugene Waugh | For forgetting it from last time |
| 05-29-2001 | Thomas Earl Ploetz | For his show of self control Friday at retreat |
| 05-22-2001 | Kevin Eugene Waugh | For getting the boot on his car. |
| 05-15-2001 | Kevin Eugene Waugh | For getting the boot on his car. |
| 05-08-2001 | Matthew Christian Mason | For getting engaged |
| 05-01-2001 | Adam Christopher McCormick | For not knowing a "kick me" sign was on his back. |
| 04-24-2001 | Robert William Pugh | For having a small instrument |
| 04-24-2001 | Paul Robert McKibben | For having a marijuana tree in his front yard |
| 04-10-2001 | Paul Robert McKibben | For entering himself as his own Big Brother in the online Upsilon Brother database |
| 03-27-2001 | Jen Longhouser | For giving her room key to a waiter in California. |
| 03-27-2001 | Andy Saporito | For colliding with a barrier while trying to run accross a 4 lane highway |
| 03-27-2001 | Brett Gregory Sova | For falling asleep |
| 02-20-2001 | Brett Gregory Sova | For ripping his suit pants. |
| 02-06-2001 | Nicholas Joseph Brunck | Almost taking out one of his own players in a b-ball game |
| 02-06-2001 | Paul Robert McKibben | Saying XU was better than UC in a NR article |
| 02-06-2001 | Kevin Michael McGinn | His dye job and his attempt at facial hair |
| 01-23-2001 | Dennis Albert Jones | Not being active for 3 years and 11 months! |
| 01-16-2001 | Adam Christopher McCormick | Hit a parked car and then stood there while the alarm went off. |
| 11-30-2000 | Christopher Michael Kannel | For hitting 3 cars in one night and also having ABS (Aggravated Bowel Syndrome) |
| 11-07-2000 | Kevin Michael McGinn | For not knowing a "cock" when he sees it |
| 10-17-2000 | Christopher Michael Kannel | For singing "I'm happy and gay!" |
| 10-10-2000 | Kevin Eugene Waugh | For stepping on a coffee table and busting it half |
| 10-10-2000 | Vincent | A Belgian foreign exchange student for saying "Kick my ass" instead of "Kiss my ass" |
| 10-10-2000 | Dennis Albert Jones | For "humping" Chris Kannel's head |
| 10-03-2000 | Christopher Michael Kannel | For looking like a pumpkin. |
| 09-26-2000 | Robert William Pugh | 1) Forgetting to bring the drum major podiums to a away game at Indiana U. 2) Falling in his chair 3) Turning the G4 Cube on and off repeatedly by not knowing it touch sensitive |
| 05-30-2000 | Jason Scott Muench | For being President again. |
| 05-23-2000 | Frederick Wilson Stetz II | For putting a hole in his finger, instead of putting his finger in a hole. |
| 05-15-2000 | David Matthew Vogel | For getting weak knees in a room full of guys. |
| 05-02-2000 | David Aaron Rice | For lookin like a penis with a pen in his hat. |
| 04-25-2000 | Abhirup Rajiv Bhattacharya | For trying to find his sunglasses and not realizing that T-Pat was wearing them right in front of him. |
| 04-18-2000 | Christopher Michael Kannel | For stopping on railroad tracks and two-wheeling the mulch truck. |
| 04-18-2000 | Matthew Ernest Boyd | For his excuse about his puppy. |
| 04-18-2000 | Brandy Kinsey | For Getting her arm caught in her steering wheel, while trying to mess with the odometer, while making a turn. |
| 04-11-2000 | Paul Robert McKibben | For not having it and for getting off on balls. |
| 04-07-2000 | Paul Robert McKibben | For his "juicy shit." |
| 03-28-2000 | Nicholas James Ertel | None Given |
| 03-07-2000 | Bradford Lee Howard | For his very short shorts. |
| 02-29-2000 | Scott Anthony Behler | For tipping over backwards in a Lay-Z-Boy recliner during Informal Initiation. |
| 02-22-2000 | Robert William Pugh | For hitting on Boorad the whole night during the PnP party. |
| 02-15-2000 | Paul Robert McKibben | For putting an article in The News Record where he talked about being "so busy!" |
| 02-08-2000 | Matthew Christian Mason | For letting his battery run out in his car by listening to his CB during a back up on the way to Winter Retreat. He got a jump from some people. He then pulled into a rest area where he turned his car off. Needless to say, he needed another jump. Luckily for him the same people who jumped him earlier came by and gave him another jump. Also, the history info for the Prospectives was not the same as the info asked from the Web page. He now has both our clue phone and the Prospective Member's cluephone. |
| 02-01-2000 | Kevin Eugene Waugh | For breaking a chair by sitting on it during meeting. |
| 01-25-2000 | Scott Anthony Behler | For his "hoover" experience on his neck. |
| 01-18-2000 | Bradford Lee Howard | For putting IcyHot on his "sensitive parts" |
| 01-11-2000 | Matthew Christian Mason | For forgetting parts of the Preamble. |
| 01-04-2000 | Brian Randall Gaynor | For having a warrant out for his arrest due to an unpaid parking ticket (He did not know this). When he was finally arrested and went to court, he decided to take an 8 hour jail term instead of paying for the ticket and fines. |
| 11-30-1999 | Craig Edward Gloeckler | For not having the Clue Phone with him. |
| 11-23-1999 | Craig Edward Gloeckler | Clint explained, " 'cause he needed it." |
| 11-18-1999 | Clinton Thomas Bourgeois | For Saying, "I SUCK COCK." After we had finished playing a song at practice. |
| 11-09-1999 | Kevin Eugene Waugh | For not having the Clue Phone with him. |
| 11-02-1999 | Kevin Eugene Waugh | For wearing Kristie's leather pants. |
| 10-26-1999 | Daniel Richard Wade | For his lack of knowledge of the Band's uniform code. |
| 10-19-1999 | Robert William Pugh | For... 1) Getting toasted at BW3's. 2) Knocking over a table at BW3's. 3) Dancing like the Leprechaun (multiple times). 4) Being the only guy in a room full of girls, but not getting any. |
| 10-12-1999 | Matthew Ernest Boyd | For getting lost on the way to LaRosa's (which is only a block away). |
| 10-06-1999 | Matthew Christian Mason | For the membership Quizzes. |
| 09-27-1999 | Paul Robert McKibben | For doing some stupid things...like always. |
| 09-23-1999 | Jonathan Stephen Hembree | For Having Boo's balls on his back. |
| 06-01-1999 | Paul Robert McKibben | For.. 1) Going to Washington DC and interning 2) All the other things that has happened throughout the year 3) He wanted the cluephone to have a picture of him next to the Whitehouse dialing his buddy Bill. |
| 05-25-1999 | Jonathan Stephen Hembree | For "chewing before he swallowed" (a goldfish at catalog party). |
| 05-18-1999 | Bradford Lee Howard | For calling people "rednecks" at a car race for their clothing, but he was wearing the same stuff as all of them. |
| 05-11-1999 | Matthew Christian Mason | For asking Betsy to goto the bathroom and perform certain favors (Bill and Monica wannabes?), while his girlfriend was sitting beside him at his 21st Birthday Party. |
| 05-04-1999 | Robert William Pugh | For being Rob. While delivering mulch, Boorad and Rob were in the cab of the truck and Boorad saw something (a squirrel, Skyline, or a naked woman). Rob went "Where?" and smacked his head right into the window which he had forgot to open. |
| 04-29-1999 | Jason Scott Muench | For smooching while on public TV. |
| 04-22-1999 | Kyle Anthony Frankl | For having Crabbs. |
| 04-15-1999 | Douglas Robert Alcorn | For getting engaged... and not even giving her a ring. |
| 04-08-1999 | Bradford Lee Howard | For "Sleeping with my mother's side of the family" - Brad Howard 4/8/99 |
| 04-01-1999 | Kevin Matthew Behler | For thinking that ADT was a mulch delivery service. |
| 03-09-1999 | Brian Randall Gaynor | For thinking he would score with a stripper and waited for her in the hotel lobby for over a hour after she said "I have to feed my cat." |
| 03-02-1999 | Paul Michael Mason | For keeping alive the family tradition alive and totaling his automobile. |
| 02-23-1999 | Paul Robert McKibben | For... 1) At Information Initiation, Dick is passing out 5 crackers and Paul goes "but I only have 4?", 2) Spilling the beans about too many clues in Quarter Notes |
| 02-18-1999 | Kevin Richard McCabe | For burning Bob's competition and for smelling up the room |
| 02-18-1999 | Matthew Christian Mason | For being on probration for missing meetings due to interviews. Requirement for going off probation. |
| 02-11-1999 | Paul Robert McKibben | For going ice skating and putting three socks on his left foot and one on his right. He realized this after he's done ice-skating. |
| 02-04-1999 | Robert William Pugh | For dropping his cigar during an individual interview at Winter Retreat. |
| 01-28-1999 | Paul Robert McKibben | For... 1)Being "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" 2)For number of times Dick and Kyle shook their heads at degree for his performance 3)Driving away when Waugh was not completely in his car |
| 01-21-1999 | Michael Louis Rutherford | For getting his signals crossed during board. |
| 01-14-1999 | Kevin Richard McCabe | For... 1) Falling down during 1st degree 2) Forgetting his pin 3) Spilling his pop during a ride at Skyline 4) Forgetting his bag in Nick's car when leaving said ride 5) Wearing an Elder shirt during meeting 6) Confusing the great Paul Brown with Mike Brown. |
| 01-07-1999 | Paul Robert McKibben | For losing his car in CBA garage. |
| 12-01-1998 | Timothy Robert Dennedy | For... 1) "All in favor of the motion...all oppose... all against?" 2) Taking 75S instead of 75N 3) Other things too numerous to mention |
| 11-25-1998 | Nicholas James Ertel | Keeps it because he forgot it. |
| 11-17-1998 | Nicholas James Ertel | For getting a ticket for failure to yield |
| 11-12-1998 | Jason Scott Muench | For sticking his hand in the hot dog steamer and wondering if the hot dogs were hot. |
| 11-03-1998 | Kyle Anthony Frankl | For falling off his chair during meeting. |
| 10-29-1998 | Kyle Anthony Frankl | For running out of gas in his car (not only once but twice in the same week) |
| 10-22-1998 | Nicholas James Ertel | For not knowing his name. |
| 10-15-1998 | Paul Robert McKibben | Keeps it because he wanted to. |
| 10-08-1998 | Paul Robert McKibben | For leaving his car running in CBA garage. By chance Jon happened to walk by and took it for a spin with Paul running after it. |
| 10-01-1998 | For Joint and Upsilon Roundtables. | |
| 09-24-1998 | Timothy Robert Dennedy | Keeps it because he forgot it. |
| 06-02-1998 | Timothy Robert Dennedy | For making far too many damn Hot Dogs while working at the Crown (Coliseum) |
| 05-26-1998 | Scott Joseph Weaver | For not knowing what banquet we're preparing for (our 70th is in 2 wks) and because he's never had it (Clue Phone that is) |
| 05-19-1998 | Bradford Lee Howard | For bringing firewood when we're camping out in a forest? |
| 05-12-1998 | Not given due to elections. | |
| 05-05-1998 | Kyle Anthony Frankl | For running for Secretary again! |
| 04-28-1998 | Bradford Lee Howard | For doing a pull-up in Laurence (Band Room) and breaking the sign |
| 04-21-1998 | Bradford Lee Howard | For walking into the women's restroom and going to the bathroom with a woman in the next stall |
| 04-14-1998 | Timothy Robert Dennedy | For his woody's in church. |
| 04-07-1998 | Timothy Robert Dennedy | For wearing sweat pants. |
| 03-31-1998 | Bradford Lee Howard | For being the fry guy. |
| 03-05-1998 | Brian Randall Gaynor | For Tana's mouth not being full. (Slip during meeting but she wasn't eating) |
| 02-26-1998 | Craig Matthew Comisar | For everything during membership education. |
| 02-19-1998 | Matthew Christian Mason | For letting Craig yell at him during board. |
| 02-12-1998 | Jason Scott Muench | For missing a STOP sign (and getting into a wreck) |
| 01-29-1998 | Michael Lynn Short | For passing (throwing) the gavel to Mike Rutherford and hitting Jodi's head instead |
| 01-22-1998 | Kyle Anthony Frankl | For letting Theta's candidates ride him. |
| 01-15-1998 | James Thomas Gleason | Not given out |
| 01-06-1998 | James Thomas Gleason | Not given out |
| 12-04-1997 | James Thomas Gleason | For getting followed by a homemade strap-on and slipping on water. |
| 11-20-1997 | Timothy Robert Dennedy | Keeps it because he forgot it. |
| 11-13-1997 | Timothy Robert Dennedy | For kicking Mel twice. |
| 11-06-1997 | Bradford Lee Howard | For getting lost on the way back from Hooters. |
| 10-30-1997 | Derek Vincent Bronner | For the 3:1 odds on even/odd on roulette at Monte Carlo Night. |
| 10-23-1997 | Van Brian Hauk | Keeps it because he's not here again. |
| 10-16-1997 | Van Brian Hauk | For not being here. Where's Hauk? |
| 10-16-1997 | Timothy Robert Dennedy | For not noticing the cheat sheets. |
| 10-09-1997 | Van Brian Hauk | For his face plant into Nippert. |
| 10-02-1997 | James Thomas Gleason | For his prison experience. |
| 09-25-1997 | Derek Vincent Bronner | For punching a wall three times, a car twice, and breaking his hand. |
| 06-05-1997 | Kyle Anthony Frankl | For all of the crazy stuff he did this year. |
| 05-22-1997 | Rick Wolfel | For his various "mishaps" over two weeks and for nominating himself. |
| 05-15-1997 | Thanapat Vichitchot | For being "Janapat." |
| 05-08-1997 | Johnny Lynn Brown | For his "hot and wet" experience. |
| 05-01-1997 | Michael Ray Novak | For breaking the #4 Bass Drum Head. |
| 04-24-1997 | Matthew Christian Mason | For his UDF experience. |
| 04-17-1997 | Johnny Lynn Brown | Keeps it yet again. Where's Johnny? Part II |
| 04-10-1997 | Johnny Lynn Brown | Keeps it again. Where's Johnny? |
| 04-03-1997 | Johnny Lynn Brown | Keeps it because he forgot it. |
| 02-27-1997 | Johnny Lynn Brown | For his activities. |
| 02-20-1997 | Kevin Richard McCabe | Keeps it again. |
| 02-13-1997 | Kevin Richard McCabe | Keeps it because he forgot it. |
| 02-06-1997 | Kevin Richard McCabe | None Given |
| 01-23-1997 | Marc Andrew Lockwood | For forgetting that he made a motion. |
| 12-05-1996 | Laird Eldon Becker III | None Given |
| 11-21-1996 | Michael Lynn Short | Keeps it yet agian. The Clue Phone is now at a scenic location somewhere in Wal-Mart. He still didn't get one. |
| 11-21-1996 | James Thomas Gleason | For his vaginal infection. |
| 11-14-1996 | Michael Lynn Short | Keeps it yet again. |
| 11-14-1996 | Marc Andrew Lockwood | For not being able to count. |
| 11-07-1996 | Michael Lynn Short | Keeps it because he didn't bring it. |
| 10-31-1996 | Michael Lynn Short | Keeps it again. Now has to carry 1 pink and 1 canary yellow clue phone. |
| 10-24-1996 | Michael Lynn Short | Keeps it until he can find it. |
| 10-17-1996 | Michael Lynn Short | For whatever reason he gave it to himself. |
| 10-11-1996 | Michael Lynn Short | None Given |
| 10-04-1996 | John William Kreimer III | None Given |
| 04-18-1996 | James Thomas Gleason | For not watching his cooler! |
| 02-22-1996 | Joseph Sam Tocco Jr. | Keeps it. |
| 02-08-1996 | Joseph Sam Tocco Jr. | None Given |
| 02-01-1996 | Brian Vincent Crawford | None Given |
| 11-16-1995 | Robert William Johnston | None Given |
| 11-09-1995 | Timothy Howard Steffen | Keeps it. |
| 11-02-1995 | Timothy Howard Steffen | None Given |
| 10-19-1995 | Scott Stewart Fogel | What chord? |
| 10-12-1995 | Upsilon | None Given |
| 10-05-1995 | Heath Douglas Scheiman | None Given |
| 09-28-1995 | Brian Vincent Crawford | What Co-op Job? |
| 05-25-1995 | Michael Ray Novak | None Given |
| 05-04-1995 | Joseph Sam Tocco Jr. | For getting stood-up in Lexington. |
| 04-27-1995 | Michael Lynn Short | For being P-Whipped. |
| 03-09-1995 | Derek Vincent Bronner | Gets to keep it. |
| 03-02-1995 | Derek Vincent Bronner | For being propositioned by a person with less than normal sexual orientation. |
| 02-23-1995 | Joseph Sam Tocco Jr. | He brought the clue phone! But he gets to keep it. |
| 02-16-1995 | Joseph Sam Tocco Jr. | See last 4 weeks for reason. |
| 02-09-1995 | Joseph Sam Tocco Jr. | Keeps it because he still hasn't remembered to bring it. |
| 02-02-1995 | Joseph Sam Tocco Jr. | Keeps it because he forgot it yet again. |
| 01-26-1995 | Joseph Sam Tocco Jr. | Keeps it because he forgot it AGAIN. |
| 01-19-1995 | Joseph Sam Tocco Jr. | Keeps it because he forgot it. |
| 01-12-1995 | Joseph Sam Tocco Jr. | None Given |
| 01-05-1995 | Nathaniel Orion Meyer | None Given. |
| 11-10-1994 | Scott Stewart Fogel | For not having pants. |
| 10-27-1994 | Edwin J. Dunn II | Keeps it because he forgot it. |
| 10-20-1994 | Edwin J. Dunn II | For repeatedly asking if people are listening every time he talked into the walkie-talkie. |
| 09-22-1994 | Scott Andrew Merrick | None Given. |
| 05-31-1994 | Christopher Huff | For the longest freshman attack. |
| 05-24-1994 | Nathaniel Orion Meyer | Keeps it for setting off the fire alarm. |
| 05-17-1994 | Nathaniel Orion Meyer | For setting off the fire alarm. |
| 05-14-1994 | Laird Eldon Becker III | For getting lost and driving around for 8 hours. |
| 04-26-1994 | De'Juan Traymell McGuire | For the car wash. |
| 04-19-1994 | Edwin J. Dunn II | For macing half of Perkins. |
| 04-05-1994 | Scott Andrew Merrick | For almost getting suspended. |
| 03-08-1994 | Christopher Huff | Keeps it. |
| 03-01-1994 | Christopher Huff | For letting himself be attacked by a candidate. |